dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.
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all musicians across all time periods: “fck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.

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all musicians across all time periods: “fck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

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fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

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npr:

"How Will You Die?" via John Poole 

"So let’s cut to the chase. Depending on where you live on Earth, cooking dinner, having sex and going to the bathroom are either three of life’s many pleasures, or they’re the riskiest things you can do.”

Video: John Poole/NPR/YouTube

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weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

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thewomanfromitaly:

jragonsoul:

thewomanfromitaly:

i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet

^^^^^^^^ I support this message with everything I have, except my penis, of which you will not be getting unwanted AND/OR unsolicited pics about.

excuse me hello 911 i have an emergency

yes

yes hes finding a way to talk about his penis anyway

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Vitamin String Quartet - Thrift Shop

titles-for-tangents:

andersam5:

cruelshelledoffbrat:

EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE THRIFT SHOP LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!

seriously guys, listen to this

this sounds like the background music you’d hear in a movie as the camera leads you around a bustling marketplace in the 17- or 1800s and it leads to the sight of a bunch of sailors hoisting and tossing around a bunch of packages on a ship getting ready to set sail for adventure

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imsurroundedbyfools:

((The reason Nonon is my favorite character in KLK, in 3 screen caps. XD))

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adventuresofcesium:

ignoring the fact that piper kerman identifies herself as bisexual so that you can drool about how “not everybody needs labels!!!!” is bisexual erasure, period

the label of “bisexual” needs support and visibility to lift the stigma surrounding bisexuality and to reinforce its legitimacy. don’t take that away from us just because you think it’s more poetic or philosophical or whatever to not have labels

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chelle-the-evil-queen:

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how-absurd-she-was:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

This week on "Tumblr: Why the Website You Know and Love Is A Fucking Joke"

What the shit

people really need to stop self diagnosing themselves as these things because they probably dont have them. go to a doctor first

self diagnosed PTSD

what in the shit

"triggerkin?"

I hope you all realize that these are troll blogs. I’ve seen this on my dash way too much. Just… Here’s a list of the blogs these screenshots were taken from, in order:

http://orochimarukin.tumblr.com/ (just look through the blog a little. it’s obvious)
http://theanticisfeminist.tumblr.com/ (come on)
- http://fuckingsassysprinkles.tumblr.com/ (i can’t take this seriously)
http://curiousplantkin.tumblr.com/ (actually confessed to being a troll blog)
http://trigger4trigger.tumblr.com/ (doesn’t this just scream “i am mocking triggers”?)

Please don’t let troll blogs turn marginalized groups of people into jokes.

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deadgodbetas:

wolvensnothere:

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alljustletters:

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

this is officially my new favourite thing

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thank you for sharing it with us

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SEXTS FROM THE VOID

Someone draw Cecil sending these to Carlos while he’s drunk

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littletootsierollaliengirl:

animemangadaisuki:

Water Cake

A Japanese bakery, Kinseiken Seika, is cooking up a storm and it’s getting all over the world wide web.

The dessert they are cooking up is the mizu shingen mochi and it is a rice cake that is made out of… you guessed it water from the Japanese Alps.

A Tweet from a customer said that the dessert “has a pleasant natural sweetness… (and) goes incredibly smoothly down your throat.” 

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These are like the little water drops in Bugs Life

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